sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

(via hotboyproblems)

seifukucat:

damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends

(via fake-mermaid)