If homophobia were a conversation about food...

Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!

Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!

Bisexual Person: I like both!

Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.

Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.

Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

(via nerdycommunity)

"After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week."

spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

(via fake-mermaid)

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

image

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tvvink:

don’t forget the four h’s of puberty kids!

hungry

horny

hideous

horribly depressed

(via fake-mermaid)