ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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tvvink:

don’t forget the four h’s of puberty kids!

hungry

horny

hideous

horribly depressed

(via fake-mermaid)

dulect:

when you’re eating in front of your crush

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awesomephilia:

Purr = happy cat noise

Gato = Spanish for cat

Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats

(via pizza)

large-flightless-bird:

when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground

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(via fake-mermaid)

Me: i'm over my crush

Crush: hey

Me: nvm